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| SHE LOST THE BABY? |
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| CHRISTIAN CHAVEZ FEATURED VIDEOS |
| The Producer Christian Thomas Chavez was born on Thursday, July 29th, 1986. His mother laid on the hospital bed for almost a month. Doctors said that the birth would be far more painful than taking a "fatty number deuce." Soon, priests and news teams gathered around his mother at the hospital. Christian's birth soon became headline news. No one knew when the day would come. People began to believe that the birth was something of a miracle. Thousands lined up to see the dialated vagde. Many even took their pictures next to the unshaved beave... Finally the night came when baby damn bursted and let Chris out! Lightning crashed the second Christian came out of the womb, and amongst the gooey and steamy afterbirth a faint light shined through the labia. The doctors shouted and people all stared in awe. Two fragile figures came out. The first was named Christian Chavez. The second has grown to be know as Contraband TV. Biography by Gustavo Lopez http://www.myspace.com/hotzhot Back to About Us |
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| Traveling Condom Four best friends share a mystic condom while apart for the summer... |
| Table Dance Grindhouse is tired of going to stripclubs and getting no action... |
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| Promo The official promo for Contraband TV Episode One! |
| Extreme Meditation Nothing can disturb Ryan G while in full meditation mode... |
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