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| THE LATEST FEATURED VIDEOS |
| The in-depth TV mockumentary will tell the life of "The Table Dance Guy" in the matter of minutes; we'll see Ryan as a young tyke, encouraged by his loving parents but bullied by his heterosexual classmates; as an adolescent exhibitionist dancer, getting kicked out of strip-clubs and the like; and as a bona-fide Internet sensation, making cameos in shitty B-movie films. Already underway are the interviews, reenactments, and historical fabrications. The segment will be the first shot and edited for Episode 2, so keep an eye out for sneak previews on the website in the weeks to come. Until then check out the Behind the Scenes gallery to see how we turned Gustavo's living room into a Peppermint Hippos strip-club! <<Back Gallery >> |
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| Traveling Condom Four best friends share a mystic condom while apart for the summer... |
| Table Dance Grindhouse is tired of going to stripclubs and getting no action... |
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| THE SET With the help of a few lights, some dollar bills, and a stripper pole, the dudes turned Gustavo's living room into a bona-fide strip club. |
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| Promo The official promo for Contraband TV Episode One! |
| Extreme Meditation Nothing can disturb Ryan G while in full meditation mode... |