| CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE |
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| THE LATEST FEATURED VIDEOS |
| Contra-fuckin'-band Is Back!
Sometimes life likes to side-swipe without warning while you're trying to cross the crosswalk on a green light. The producers of Contraband TV had every intention of completing Episode 2 during the spring, but somehow less important things got in the way (I'm talking about school, work, and promiscuous late night adventures). So instead of dropping out and putting in two-week notices, we put the show on hiatus... But now that the semester is over, it's time to get this shit done! Continued (1 of 3) >> |
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| Traveling Condom Four best friends share a mystic condom while apart for the summer... |
| Table Dance Grindhouse is tired of going to stripclubs and getting no action... |
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| Promo The official promo for Contraband TV Episode One! |
| Extreme Meditation Nothing can disturb Ryan G while in full meditation mode... |
| SUMMERTIME AGAIN With more free time on their hands, Ernie, Goose, CT, along with newcomers Ryan Guillermo and Ernie Elizarraraz, get their shit together for Episode 2! By ERNIE VASQUEZ Photos by ERNIE ELIZARRARAZ |